Try downloading it not through the app, if you can. I think someone had that same issue and it was because the itch.io app version wasn't working, i think. Otherwise, make sure the game is fully unzipped before running the exe. if neither of those work for u, lemme kno
After playing the game again I learned that the classic version of the game has the least bugs and is actually playable, if you haven't already, try to improve on that version of the game instead of the 0.1.3 version. I wish you good luck to that.
Edit: also the game seems to run very slowly, as well as the No Bones Jones game
I've learned I cannot play the game in any mode the game starts up with sound and everything however I get no visuals as my entire screen is just black, The game can progress apparently... that or the sounds repeat when you click on something however I cannot play the game. If you have a solution I would love to be able to try out your game thanks in advance
Alright, so after I get the demons numbers and rest, the screen goes black, I read the game dialogue and then it says, Cecil, Goblin Fucker, the stuttering, The Pickup artist. Indicating that I had died, How did I die? And how,can I avoid it?
Alright, I'm gonna describe it to you carefully so you can find what to fix. I start the game, say I'm a homeless squater looking to get me dicky sooked, I take the ghost dildo, investigate the "love musk", fuck the goblin (very cute design by the way), I take the potion and then investigate the chanting, I say that I have a desire to have consensual sex with every person I meet, I poor the potion over my dick, and take the demons number. I go to sleep, the screen turns black, then it says my entire name in the game. I think it is a bug as well, since I got past that point before and got a blowie from the spider lady, which afterwords I also died from, I think anyway. Thanks for deciding to read all this if you did, I hope to see more of this game.
ooh, i see. that's definitely a bug- sry bout that. thanks for the full report, i'll definitely test through that path when the rebooted vrs of the original is released. If you haven't, the newer update (Gem of Darkness) has been released on this page, too. ITS GOOD (so far)
i think the window size defaults to be pretty large right now (1920x1080), i'll try to have a more dynamic size in the next udpate. in the meanwhile, if you grab the borders of the window you should be able to resize the game window and it should rescale the game down to a more viewable size. hopefully
weird, i haven't seen that issue before. it's definitely an issue with the game itself and not you, lol. I'll try to test for that issue in the next release.
Seconding this bug, but in the updated version. The original still works fine for me but I get black screens in both windowed and fullscreen modes in 0.11. I can hear the game's audio, so I'm assuming that the game is working but the graphics are not displaying properly for some reason. Maybe the start of game fade in from black that was there in the original is not playing?
I'm afraid that it still looks the same for me. I've tried different types of compatibility modes and settings to no real effect, I don't think there's much I can do on my end.
No Bones Jones which I'm guessing runs on the same engine gives me a GL_INVALID_VALUE error, but otherwise works fine.
The black screen noises that the updated version makes are different from anything heard in the opening and initial gameplay from the original, so it's possible that it's starting from the wrong scene.
It could also be related to the way the game window works. It used to force a screen resolution change in a way that the new version doesn't seem to do.
so I was working on this issue a bit with someone else and i think it has something to do with the shaders failing to compile. getting the exact information might require a more stepped version of the debug executable. if u want u can dm me on discord and i can try to diagnose it with you (there should be a link on the cliad page). WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
Can you reproduce this bug in your environment? If not - can you provide mentioned debug build so that someone could provide logs? Did you track down know which call makes engine misbehave? Is version available here for download compiled with debug symbols or is it stripped release build?
I have a traced build that would output the crash log, just need to finish it and put it up here as a debug option. Will try to upload that this weekend. Then, I'd be able to simulate the problem on my end- hopefully.
So, when I am trying to play the game, I get a black screen all I can hear is this chirp that sounds twice once in awhile. I am playing with the x86 dll thingy and I am on a toshiba laptop on windows 10, Any help?
there's no fix for that yet, unfortunately. we have a debug version we're working on that will hopefully diagnose that issue in the future-~ will attach an upload of that version here if I can get it working. Sry it's not working for u
I am unable to play either Consensual Love , or No Bones Jones. I don't have any errors , it just doesn't start. And I did installed both required installations on the FAQ. I have been having this issue for quite a long time , but no answers came out . Is there a fix for this now ? Also a while back I was able to play Consensual Love . But not anymore.
We currently have no idea what the 'doesn't start at all' bug is caused by, but we have a plan in the future to debug and fix it. That's interesting that it used to work for you though, perhaps showing that one of the more recent patch fixes somehow created the issue. I'm sorry that it's still not working for you- when we figure out the whole 'not running at all' issue I will make sure to include it explicitly in the patch notes.
When i start the game, the screen just goes black. I can hear the music but i can't see anything. How do i fix this? This happens in both windowed and fullscreen, btw.
The game won't launch for me for some reason! I click launch and it changedmy "last played" time but the game never actually opens. I tried reinstalling but it didn't help.
just updated windows with the security update from august 13th it opened for the first time today. I'll be back after i've played it i've wanted to give it ago for awhile now but it never opened before.
Gotta say, I just logged in to comment here, I downloaded this a few days ago and wasn't expecting much, but damn this was so fucking entertaining and hilarious, the lewd art could use some polishing but other than that, well made game, and I can't wait to see what you add next.
Hey, was this in the fullscreen version? Does the windowed version work? I think I might know your issue but I don't think I can patch the old version.
Im experiencng an issue, in which the game window cuts off certain parts of the game in widowed mode, and the game is too large in fullscreen. I've seen the less appropriate comments talking about this, but I was wondering if there may be a quick fix to this issue that you have found, or if it is currently unfixable at this time.
We have fixed the fullscreen issue but the crashes are in the air currently. We're trying to fix them but some of them are kind of hard to pin down. The next release should have the fullscreen fixes and some compatibility issues. I apologize that the current version isn't working for you though. SRY
It's absolutely fine, thank you. Frankly i'm just hoping to get the full experience soon and help out with bug reports once the game becomes playable on my platform so i can give a legit review. Thank you for getting back to me with a bit of info rather than just the "wait for the latest update" shiz that some devs force feed us when we have issues .
It doesn't work on some systems and we're currently not capable of testing on them yet due to what we have available to us. This is also a game jam entry. Srry the game didn't work for you
I cant even get it to start. i push launch to open the game, tried both the options for full screen and non fullscreen and it says "running" then nothing happens like i never did anything to start with
We're somewhat aware of that problem for (mostly?) Intel (HD) cards I think. I'm sorry it's not working for you, friendo. We're hoping to fix that problem after the next update if we can get our hands on a similar system. SRY
and dont worry about rushing it out! no point in having to do a job multiple items when you can get it done right the first time! take as much tie as you like, just keep us up to date on stuff, and thank you again for replying to me.
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hey darefus got a problem for every app it says couldnt run, can't find game.config in: game.config any idea for helping me?
Try downloading it not through the app, if you can. I think someone had that same issue and it was because the itch.io app version wasn't working, i think. Otherwise, make sure the game is fully unzipped before running the exe. if neither of those work for u, lemme kno
i found it on mega also but nothing to do, tho on this version the app lunch but stop qfter a few seconds
Are creator even alive?
aye
I only see a black screen on start up how doyou fix that
dont think theres a fix to the blackscreen bug yet, sorry. that's one of the bugs i'm working on finding a solution to
After playing the game again I learned that the classic version of the game has the least bugs and is actually playable, if you haven't already, try to improve on that version of the game instead of the 0.1.3 version. I wish you good luck to that.
Edit: also the game seems to run very slowly, as well as the No Bones Jones game
I've learned I cannot play the game in any mode the game starts up with sound and everything however I get no visuals as my entire screen is just black, The game can progress apparently... that or the sounds repeat when you click on something however I cannot play the game. If you have a solution I would love to be able to try out your game thanks in advance
Alright, so after I get the demons numbers and rest, the screen goes black, I read the game dialogue and then it says, Cecil, Goblin Fucker, the stuttering, The Pickup artist. Indicating that I had died, How did I die? And how,can I avoid it?
hmmmmm, it should continue after that. after the title there should be another sequence, but perhaps it bUggged?
Alright, I'm gonna describe it to you carefully so you can find what to fix. I start the game, say I'm a homeless squater looking to get me dicky sooked, I take the ghost dildo, investigate the "love musk", fuck the goblin (very cute design by the way), I take the potion and then investigate the chanting, I say that I have a desire to have consensual sex with every person I meet, I poor the potion over my dick, and take the demons number. I go to sleep, the screen turns black, then it says my entire name in the game. I think it is a bug as well, since I got past that point before and got a blowie from the spider lady, which afterwords I also died from, I think anyway. Thanks for deciding to read all this if you did, I hope to see more of this game.
ooh, i see. that's definitely a bug- sry bout that. thanks for the full report, i'll definitely test through that path when the rebooted vrs of the original is released. If you haven't, the newer update (Gem of Darkness) has been released on this page, too. ITS GOOD (so far)
The game isn't letting me actually scroll down to click the "click here to continue" option on my laptop, so I can't play.
i think the window size defaults to be pretty large right now (1920x1080), i'll try to have a more dynamic size in the next udpate. in the meanwhile, if you grab the borders of the window you should be able to resize the game window and it should rescale the game down to a more viewable size. hopefully
wow I feel offended. xD
sooo im gonna leave a "bad Review"..
x)
so like when i boot the game up the screen is black and i can see the top of it at the bottom of my screen did i do something wrong?
weird, i haven't seen that issue before. it's definitely an issue with the game itself and not you, lol. I'll try to test for that issue in the next release.
i mean the game seems awesome but all i get is a black screen and audio
Seconding this bug, but in the updated version. The original still works fine for me but I get black screens in both windowed and fullscreen modes in 0.11. I can hear the game's audio, so I'm assuming that the game is working but the graphics are not displaying properly for some reason. Maybe the start of game fade in from black that was there in the original is not playing?
HEYY~ updated to 0.1.2 and with it i made an attempt to fix this issue! lemme kno if it works for u
I'm afraid that it still looks the same for me. I've tried different types of compatibility modes and settings to no real effect, I don't think there's much I can do on my end.
No Bones Jones which I'm guessing runs on the same engine gives me a GL_INVALID_VALUE error, but otherwise works fine.
The black screen noises that the updated version makes are different from anything heard in the opening and initial gameplay from the original, so it's possible that it's starting from the wrong scene.
It could also be related to the way the game window works. It used to force a screen resolution change in a way that the new version doesn't seem to do.
0.1.3 still has the same issue. Is there any additional info I can give you that might help diagnose the bug?
so I was working on this issue a bit with someone else and i think it has something to do with the shaders failing to compile. getting the exact information might require a more stepped version of the debug executable. if u want u can dm me on discord and i can try to diagnose it with you (there should be a link on the cliad page). WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
I’m getting GL_INVALID_OPERATION on all my computers… :C
I'm still trying to figure out a fix for that issue. SORRY
Can you reproduce this bug in your environment? If not - can you provide mentioned debug build so that someone could provide logs? Did you track down know which call makes engine misbehave? Is version available here for download compiled with debug symbols or is it stripped release build?
I have a traced build that would output the crash log, just need to finish it and put it up here as a debug option. Will try to upload that this weekend. Then, I'd be able to simulate the problem on my end- hopefully.
So, when I am trying to play the game, I get a black screen all I can hear is this chirp that sounds twice once in awhile. I am playing with the x86 dll thingy and I am on a toshiba laptop on windows 10, Any help?
there's no fix for that yet, unfortunately. we have a debug version we're working on that will hopefully diagnose that issue in the future-~ will attach an upload of that version here if I can get it working. Sry it's not working for u
ok, thanks
it wont work, i run it and it just wont pop up
I think it's an error where the game crashes before the window is spawned- I'm trying to work on that issue currently. Sorry it doesn't for you :(
thanks for letting me know what was causing the problem :3
I am unable to play either Consensual Love , or No Bones Jones. I don't have any errors , it just doesn't start. And I did installed both required installations on the FAQ. I have been having this issue for quite a long time , but no answers came out . Is there a fix for this now ? Also a while back I was able to play Consensual Love . But not anymore.
We currently have no idea what the 'doesn't start at all' bug is caused by, but we have a plan in the future to debug and fix it. That's interesting that it used to work for you though, perhaps showing that one of the more recent patch fixes somehow created the issue. I'm sorry that it's still not working for you- when we figure out the whole 'not running at all' issue I will make sure to include it explicitly in the patch notes.
The game doesn't open when I try to open it. Doesn't open at all I mean
This game is great, or what little I can play of it. It CTDs with no error at completely random times, both in windowed and non-windowed fullscreen.
When i start the game, the screen just goes black. I can hear the music but i can't see anything. How do i fix this? This happens in both windowed and fullscreen, btw.
oh shit, i think we fixed the black screen bug but its not in that version of CLIAD. sorry
this game has everything I hoped for and more <3
the humor is on point, and so is that goblin, fuck!
The game won't launch for me for some reason! I click launch and it changedmy "last played" time but the game never actually opens. I tried reinstalling but it didn't help.
same, i really wanna play this
Same issue unfortuantely, I'd be glad to provide debug info, but it never even launches aside from changing the last played time.
We're going to try to create a debug 'dump' to help with figuring out these issues soon. Will let you know! sry it doesnt work for you right now tho
just updated windows with the security update from august 13th it opened for the first time today. I'll be back after i've played it i've wanted to give it ago for awhile now but it never opened before.
Gotta say, I just logged in to comment here, I downloaded this a few days ago and wasn't expecting much, but damn this was so fucking entertaining and hilarious, the lewd art could use some polishing but other than that, well made game, and I can't wait to see what you add next.
Whoaa thankss! glad u like
I start the game and the screen just goes black, but I can hear the game music. Please how do I fix this
Oh and it also doesn't close unless I restart my laptop
Hey, was this in the fullscreen version? Does the windowed version work? I think I might know your issue but I don't think I can patch the old version.
it's the same in both versions thanks for the reply btw
Im experiencng an issue, in which the game window cuts off certain parts of the game in widowed mode, and the game is too large in fullscreen. I've seen the less appropriate comments talking about this, but I was wondering if there may be a quick fix to this issue that you have found, or if it is currently unfixable at this time.
Thank you for your time,
~~Hocus
Edit: I run it on Windows 10 if that helps
We have fixed the fullscreen issue but the crashes are in the air currently. We're trying to fix them but some of them are kind of hard to pin down. The next release should have the fullscreen fixes and some compatibility issues. I apologize that the current version isn't working for you though. SRY
It's absolutely fine, thank you. Frankly i'm just hoping to get the full experience soon and help out with bug reports once the game becomes playable on my platform so i can give a legit review. Thank you for getting back to me with a bit of info rather than just the "wait for the latest update" shiz that some devs force feed us when we have issues .
Have A Good Day/Night!
~~Hocus
It doesn't work on some systems and we're currently not capable of testing on them yet due to what we have available to us. This is also a game jam entry. Srry the game didn't work for you
game doesn't start at all
Will this be available for Mac as well? It looks cool!
THX -=- once i get my hand on a MAC to build it on
I run the game and only a black screen
We're aware of that bug atm. I think that happens under certain conditions but rerunning it can cause it to boot up normally? I HOPE
Can't launch it at all :/
I cant even get it to start. i push launch to open the game, tried both the options for full screen and non fullscreen and it says "running" then nothing happens like i never did anything to start with
We're somewhat aware of that problem for (mostly?) Intel (HD) cards I think. I'm sorry it's not working for you, friendo. We're hoping to fix that problem after the next update if we can get our hands on a similar system. SRY
well there be updates to increase the stability of the game, it likes to crash at random times...
fuck, we're going to try
I have an idea of the current rando-crash, I just need some time to work it out
ok, thank you!
and dont worry about rushing it out! no point in having to do a job multiple items when you can get it done right the first time!
take as much tie as you like, just keep us up to date on stuff, and thank you again for replying to me.
Have a nice day everyone!
Is there a play on browser version?
Nop, sorry friend.
Hello! I changed my one core Intel Pentium 4 to a two core Intel Pentium D, and the game stopped to crash. Maybe this info will be useful to you.
i have an issue with it crashing withen five minutes
We're going to work on some debug fixes in the future so this info is helpful. Thanks for your interest, friendo.
Will there be a version you can play with a mouse?
Yeah! The next version can be entirely played with a mouse
Sweet! I feel like all porn games should be playable with one hand.
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